Lot of 25 New Lincoln Million Dollar Bill Funny Money Gospel Tract Novelty Notes

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THIS LISTING IS FOR TWENTY-FIVE (25) NOVELTY BILLS ONLY
as listed in the title and shown in the main picture.
The Pictures are showing BOTH sides, the FRONT AND BACK sides of just ONE Bill.
No Currency Sleeves are included, but are sold separately.
The photo doesn't do this bill justice,
because it looks so real that my scanner blocked it
.
Special Limited Offer! Overstock Sale Pricing! Get them while they last!
PLEASE Always be sure to use the
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button
,
instead of Buy It Now,
and Add
ALL
of the different bills you would like to
Your eBay CART
before paying for them ALL AT ONCE, as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION
,
because PayPal takes extra fees for each separate transaction.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?
Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
These Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Notes,
as described in the title and shown in the picture
, looks like real money.
They are
Brand-New
& Crisp, about the same size as a real dollar,
and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts, especially if you
get the Deluxe Holders
with them!
They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,
or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,
which will bring a smile and a laugh, and be highly treasured for many years to come!
Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings in my eBay store,
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or through the
Categories
on the left sidebar.
I have over 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month.
Collect them All
!
This is NOT actual currency, and/or NOT legal tender.
It is novelty currency, funny money or play money.
Novelty money has no monetary value on the street.
It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services like government-issued money can.
They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.
They are intended for Fun and Collecting.
You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do
NOT
try to spend them!
As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,
the US Federal Reserve has declared them
legal
to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist, nor have ever have existed.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,
and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.
All of our bills are considered a
PARODY
, a work created to mock,
comment on, or poke fun at an original work,
its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation,
and they meet all legal parody and fake currency requirements.
We do
NOT
design or print any of these novelty bills ourselves.
Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!
This
High-Quality
novelty money is Designed and Printed using
Professional
offset printing presses
in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized
Printing
company,
and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor, so there are no valid copyright issues!
Please bear in mind that
Estimated
Arrival Dates,
are only ESTIMATES
, and that results may vary +/-
Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office by the following business day.
as a First-Class Tracked package.
IF you desire faster delivery service,
Please use
the Priority Mail (2-3 days),
Expedited Shipping Option on the Check-Out screen
.
International deliveries are processed
ONLY
through eBay's
Global Shipping Program
,
which are subject to additional shipping fees by eBay, and may take up to 6 weeks to arrive.
Please do Not ask us to bypass this program, as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.
The free shipping offer is Not valid on international orders, due to eBay software.
Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete,
as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,
or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.
In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order by the Estimated delivery date,
Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,
please contact us BEFORE opening a case, or Before leaving less than
Positive feedback
,
so we can resolve any issues you might have.
When you receive your order, If there were no problems,
Please Leave Positive
Seller
Feedback.
If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,
Please free free to contact us before bidding.
Thank you for shopping with the So Quick Trading
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PLEASE READ: IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW!
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HOLIDAY CORRECTION:
Please note the Estimated Arrival Dates above, which includes a handling time of 4 business days, due to holiday backlog.  Please do not send a message asking when your item will be shipped, as this only contributes to the backlog problem.  It will be shipped by the 4th business day, and should arrive by the ETA shown above.  Please read ABOVE for more important shipping info.
SPECIAL NOTE
According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category.  Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.
Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.
While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level.
ALERT:
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE USPS POSTAL SERVICE IS
CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING
OCCASIONAL DELIVERY DELAYS.
DUE TO LIMITED TRANSPORTATION AVAILABILITY
AS A RESULT OF ONGOING NATIONWIDE PANDEMIC IMPACTS,
1st CLASS LETTER MAIL AND PACKAGE DELIVERY TIMES MAY BE EXTENDED.
ADDITIONALLY, THE NEW POSTMASTER GENERAL, LOUIS DEJOY,
HAS ALSO RECENTLY PROHIBITED USPS OVERTIME,
AND TOLD USPS EMPLOYEES TO LEAVE MAIL BEHIND AT DISTRIBUTION CENTERS,
IF IT DELAYED LETTER CARRIERS FROM THEIR ROUTES,
CAUSING FURTHER MAIL DELIVERY DELAYS.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THESE USPS DELAYS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING.
Please note that all products are printed in large runs by professional printing companies, and none of them are ever printed at home, never on a pc, nor copier.
However, the
images shown on this listing are often stock photos provided by the manufacturers, which were of the original artwork as it was sent to the printing companies, and that the actual finished products sold here, after being printed by the printing companies, may vary in color, tint and print quality from the original manufacturer stock photos provided above.
The various professional print companies may also use different thicknesses of paper stock for the final products, resulting in some novelty notes being thinner or thicker than others, which is not under this re-sellers control.
Thank you for your understanding.